Jeremy Ey (@kayakerscout)

Cookeville, TN

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kayakerscout ever

December 2013

@kanadaj … worried that people think I’d actually do it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kanadaj

@kanadaj have seen this reply both on here and on Facebook. Flattered that folks think I’m talented enough to drive and tweet, …

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kanadaj

this is not suppose to be the night of dodging cars coming at you head-on!

via Twitter for Mac

therealadam Michael Collins, the only human not in this picture, took the only ANTI-SELIFE in history. buff.ly/19OKYDi pic.twitter.com/15LAgqKjFR

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Dec 30th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

anyone running their own CardDav server or using a service that supports it?

via Twitter for Mac

Dear world, “silently dropping data|data fields” is not a valid data handling plan.

via Twitter for Mac

Not sure “wonder how hard it is to run my own carddav server” is the appropriate 1st response to my problem, but it can’t be far behind.

via Twitter for Mac

developerWorks “A systems programmer has seen the terrors of the world and understood the intrinsic horror of existence.” ow.ly/s60Rv ^KS

via HootSuite (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Dec 27th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

nunnersT Ever feel like everything’s gone full circle? (or it might be a figure-of-eight by now. I’m kind of losing track..) pic.twitter.com/wflY6Xip5V

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:49 PM, Dec 26th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hoping everyone finds themselves in the company of family and friends.

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu Was using Rob Z’s post from Nov 18th. Matches up with what you’re saying here and a few of your posts in the forum I found this AM.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

@iShBuu Ya, started with one pool, but used all of its applications. Like I said seems to have helped, but not as dramatic as some describe.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

alaynacs Stay safe everyone. No last minute item or errand is more important than your safety and the safety of others.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Dec 23rd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

clearly in a good mood at the moment, randomly busting out words to various songs

via Twitter for Mac

@iShBuu that’s the road I’m going down now. Small test case so far, seems “better” but not as good as I would like.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

New in that last tweet, btw, is mid-November.

via Twitter for iPhone

Trying out the new info from @UnideskCorp to speed up login times on non-persistent desktops.

via Twitter for iPhone

I don’t always build a desktop with just an OS layer, but when I do, I’m usually up to something.

via Twitter for iPhone

If your Christmas tree is only 2 feet tall it is acceptable to start with the topper right?

via Twitter for iPhone

Tried to implement a “no more than one R2-D2 per piece of furniture” rule while decorating for Christmas. Almost failed.

via Twitter for iPhone

Ok, so who put “severe storm” as what they wanted for Christmas in @CAH’s holiday order form?

via Twitter for iPhone

Singing School House Rocks songs.

via Twitter for Mac

@kanadaj I often do my Fall grading to Elf’s Lament.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to kanadaj

Another sign I might not be right: decide to listen to Christmas music, 1st song that came to mind Stephen Colbert’s Another Christmas Song.

via Twitter for iPhone

OH: “I was blinded by Bojangles”

via Twitter for iPhone

BrainBattleICPC “You cannot stay in one place: you either go forward or go backward”- Thomas J. Watson, Sr.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Dec 20th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

It’s a Lego turkey, of course I’m going to RT it. MT @nostarch: Happy holidays from all of us at No Starch! pic.twitter.com/yrIKbl0xfG

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nostarch

[while testing UPSs] Q: “I get two?” A1: “ya, they’re redundant” A2: “redundant array of bad batteries”

via Twitter for iPhone

fioroco humans can go three weeks without food, three days without water, three minutes without air, and thirty seconds without checking our phones

via web (retweeted on 1:40 AM, Dec 20th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

UberFacts These are Underwater Mangrove Trees. pic.twitter.com/d7ZXwNCSmC

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Dec 19th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

vmwareview Tennessee Tech University Enhances Student Outcomes, Reduces Costs with Desktop Virtualization Solution from VMware hrzn.ws/1jfFRSG

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Dec 18th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Finished leading the @UnideskCorp customer webinar covering w/team. Next topic in the room was signing up for STV webinar.

via Twitter for iPhone

@iShBuu Hope you’re enjoying things so far.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iShBuu

UnideskCorp Who’s on the Tennessee Tech webinar right now? Feel free to live tweet with as the hashtag.

via web (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Dec 17th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Be sure to thank @elbrownmcne’s son for the dinosaur hidden in today’s @UnideskCorp webcast.

via Twitter for iPhone

UnideskCorp In 20 minutes hear how Tenn Tech deployed 1000+ desktops on a ltd budget with Unidesk @DellEnterprise & @vmwareview bit.ly/J1RI68

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Dec 17th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Pretty sure I can’t live tweet my own @UnideskCorp webcast.

via Twitter for iPhone

UnideskCorp Tennesee Tech enchances student outcome & reduces cost w/ from @DellEnterprise @vmwareview
& Unidesk! Read here: bit.ly/19PW6Mr

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Dec 17th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

WesleyLowery Stop whatever you’re doing and read @billy_baker’s timeline right now. I’m in tears

via web (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Dec 16th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

tomrose_ Nearing 450 sign-ups for Tenn Tech webinar on @UnideskCorp and @vmwareview Record is 525. Help us beat it! unidesk.com/tntech

via web (retweeted on 12:24 PM, Dec 16th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Tragically technology doesn’t support sending cupcakes to all the attendees in my upcoming webinar appearance.

via Twitter for iPhone

Now to make it through the next couple of days for this webinar.

via Twitter for iPhone

So was a very interesting class this semester; glad however to be done.

via Twitter for iPhone

Rackspace Are you a College student who’s got a passion for cyber security? Be a Rackspace intern! bit.ly/19JNA1x

via Spredfast (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Dec 14th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

mpk Internet history 101: 1993 - research on kittens. 2003 - kittens dot com! $450m seed capital IPO crash! 2013 - curated artisanal kittens.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Dec 14th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

and there’s @VNASH72 with the quote of the day! (cc: @elbrownmcne)

via Twitter for iPhone

Just described my day as “just wearing the Star Wars and keeping it real” — slightly worried what this week has done to me.

via Twitter for iPhone

so I guess this is my “grading face” :/

via Twitter for iPhone

Good luck to everyone in taking the course final right now.

via Twitter for iPhone

The challenge has been made. @elbrownmcne, has challenged you to take the EMC storage exam and get a 92 or greater.

via Twitter for iPhone

UnideskCorp RETWEET and then REGISTER to hear Tennessee Tech’s @vmwareview @dell_storage Story: 1000+ desktops on ltd budget bit.ly/J1RI68

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

shiflett While I love friends, photos, and sharing, are we just not that interested in other problems technology can be solving?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

ftcreature ‘Scuse me… Your kitten printer is running out of toner. pic.twitter.com/NNhYpkKWXl

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Dec 12th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

NCWIT [reading] From Grace Hopper to Ada Lovelace: women who revolutionized computer science: bit.ly/1cB5nfv // via @csmonitor

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Dec 11th, 2013 via web)

Let’s face it, I’m at least a little proud that I picked out a cereal with a Star Wars pen, otherwise I wouldn’t be writing about it.

via Twitter for Mac

rmondello The Safari team is looking for interns. If you’re interested in contributing to and learning from a world-class web browser, let me know!

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Dec 11th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

cody_bunch Get-VM | remove-VM -confirm:$false

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

don’t anyone feel compelled to point out the next line of that song to me

via web

“They’re gonna put me in the [webinar] They’re gonna make a [minor VDI] star out of me”

via web

UnideskCorp 1,000+ Desktops on a Limited Budget! Register now and hear Tennessee Tech’s Story! bit.ly/J1RI68

via web (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Dec 10th, 2013 via web)

@iShBuu thanks for retweeting the webinar info. Hope you’ll be able to attend, should be a lot of fun.

via web

fak3r Last night my son asked how santa kept his naughty versus nice list straight. I resisted telling him about hadoop, databases and

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Twitter for iPad)

Why my sitwithme photo is just now making it online. Gave a student group the opportunity of first reveal. twitpic.com/do6ke7

via Twitpic

A slightly more fun pose for @SitWithMe. From flic.kr/p/idzCsF

via Flickr

@jacobisbell new what? speakers? music that plays?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jacobisbell

thefirstwebsite 45 years ago Doug Engelbart’s seminal Mother of All Demos showcased computer mouse, hypertext, word processing + more sloan.stanford.edu/mousesite/1968…

via web (retweeted on 5:22 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via web)

@jacobisbell as far as I know the bells have been virtual as long as I’ve been at Tech.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jacobisbell

ruthef 6 @NCWITAIC girls featured by @washingtonpost today washingtonpost.com/blogs/innovati… @NCWIT

via web (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Morgan_Kaufmann Obama kicks off CS Education Week w/Code.org: ‘Don’t just play on your phone, program it’ - ow.ly/rArzu @CSEdWeek

via HootSuite (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

FindingAda Today’s Google Doodle celebrates birth of Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, computing pioneer, programmed Harvard Mark I google.co.uk/search?site=&q…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

The and hashtags on twitter this evening are rather entertaining.

via Twitter for iPhone

cody_bunch Where The Token Ring Ends

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Dec 8th, 2013 via web)

cody_bunch The Very Hungry Flash App

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Dec 8th, 2013 via web)

UnicornInstitut Defending The Generalists In The Web Design Industry bit.ly/nxRc84

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Dec 7th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client)

Own an android phone? Take photos? Try Tinsel! play.google.com/store/apps/det…

via Twitter for Mac

and class wraps for another semester twitpic.com/dnwytf

via Twitpic

My actual plan was for the to go with a pic update, but the photo work is taking longer than I expected.

via Twitter for Mac

adruin “It used to be we archived by default in grandma’s attic. Now we have to take action to archive” - @PaulMSparrow1 @Newseum

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Dec 6th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

smashingmag A very good introduction to URL rewriting, by @drewm in 24ways: 24ways.org/2013/url-rewri…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Dec 6th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

Would be interesting to see a series of these “what people ‘remember’ vs what really happened”. m.fastcodesign.com/3022215/termin…

via Twitter for iPhone

I’m not sure what “lovely weather for a sleigh ride together” looks like, but I’m pretty sure that a cold heavy rain isn’t it.

via Twitter for Mac

flowchainsensei Information, knowledge, wisdom: pic.twitter.com/CvrJrBm29g

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:42 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

so that was the last class of the semester

via Twitter for iPhone

“it turns out I don’t define my manliness on the basis of an excel chart”

via Twitter for iPhone

StoneLibrande Prepping for my talk at Autodesk University. I love seeing the game on the 9012x1050 pixel wall. pic.twitter.com/OhPsKOn0sN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Dec 3rd, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

Star Wars Instagram feed starts off with Vader selfie, does this mean Instagram is part of the dark side? wired.com/underwire/2013…

via Twitter for Mac

Guess this means R2-D2 is crowd sourced for the new @starwars movies. starwarsblog.starwars.com/2013/11/19/r2-…

via Twitter for Mac

Eating at a Mexican restaurant with Star Wars on is a very interesting experience.

via Twitter for iPhone

There is show that is nothing but 2 guys destroying stuff. I think this is a sign of too many channels.

via web